1. #lunchbathroomphonecall #notallthree #hardchoices
I try, I really do. Most lunches are a frantic rush to throw a Lean Cuisine in the microwave, rush to the restroom, grab my lunch from the microwave, return a call at my desk, and scarf down my lunch which is hot like molten lava in some spots and and frozen solid in others.
2. #bladderofsteel
Wait, there are jobs that you can go to the restroom whenever you need to? I hold it everyday from morning meeting until lunch. That is my superpower.
3.#neverthoughtIwouldhavetosaythat
The other day I found myself saying, “We don’t chew on tissues out of the trash can.”
4. #theteacherlook
We have all perfected it and are not afraid to use it!
5. #Iknowifyoureallyhavetogotothebathroom #mysuperpower
We can all spot a faker a mile away. That is right students, we know if you really have to go. Somehow teachers just know.
6. #rockingmymacaroniandyarnnecklace
That moment at the grocery store when you realize you are still wearing the macaroni and yarn necklace proudly made by a student.
7. #whyyesthatispukeonmyshoes
Many of us had been there when a student does not quite make it to the bathroom. One year, when there was particularly violent stomach flu going around I considered buying Crocs or some kind of plastic shoes and painting a target on them. So. Much. Puke.
8. #dryerasefromfingertipstoelbow
Can’t stop the momentum to find the eraser. The struggle is real.
9. #ifyoucanreadthisbuyateacheramargarita
If you can read this, thank a teacher. Better yet, buy her a margarita!
10. #wouldnotdoanythingelse #IneverknewIwouldlovethemsomuch #eachonelivesinmyheart
Just like the old Peace Corps commercials used to say, this is the toughest job you will ever love. I go home exhausted at the end of the day, but my heart is full. All of my students live in a special place in my heart!
Do you have a hashtag only a teacher would understand? If so, please leave it in a comment below!
Do you have a hashtag only a teacher would understand? If so, please leave it in a comment below!