Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

So This Is What People Think Teachers Do All Day...



This blog started out being about something else entirely, but then I started to look for clip art and pictures to go with the blog. While searching for photographs, I had to switch topics. I could not help but write about - WHAT THE HECK DO PEOPLE THINK A REAL CLASSROOM IS LIKE?!?

Here is what my unscientific, kind of snarky, research revealed. This is what people think teachers do:


Copying from book to blackboard is a highly effective and satisfying teaching strategy. Clearly, this would be impressive if my principal came in my classroom for an evaluative walk-through. 



In fact, writing on the blackboard is not even necessary. Judging from these photos, just pointing at it is clearly effective and satisfying.




Forget writing or pointing. Teachers can just sit back and allow students to teach themselves by writing on the board! By the way, the 80’s called and asked for the blackboard/greenboard back since in this century every classroom has a Smartboard or at least a dry erase board!


If writing on the blackboard (or pointing to it) is too taxing, students will enjoy lectures directly from the textbook. Look at how engaged these learners are!



Forget about blackboards. The best lessons come from the fully stocked science labs in 2nd grade (as we all know, all second grade classrooms have a full science lab). The complex chemistry lessons are THE BEST.


And sometimes teachers can just look off in the distance and sit contently as students are engaged in learning. 

If a teacher is actually teaching the class, it might have less than 10 students. These students will all be engaged by lecture and eagerly raise their hands.



And maybe even applaud!



Clearly I am doing something wrong here because this is the drawing my daughter did in PreK. She explained to me she wanted to be a teacher just like her mommy! This is how I look at the end of the day.

That is right folks, the picture above was not from a clip art site. My real life daughter drew that gem when she was in PreK. Teaching is HARD! The struggle is real.


Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Life Is Better When You Are Laughing




I truly believe that 
Life Is Better When You Are Laughing 
Anyone who knows me knows this is how I roll.  
Every day with me has laughter. 
The giggles from my students (and my teacher friends)
 is truly music to my ears.  

Summer is here and my daily laughter jam with my students will halt for a couple of months.  I will certainty miss the daily giggles and toothless smiles but I look forward to meeting 20 more new funny kids who will say the darndest things. 


Here are some highlights from my hilarious students.
Student on the playground:  Teacher I have to go to the clinic
Teacher:  Are you sick?
Student:  Well I was laughing a little bit and now my panties are a little wet.
Teacher:  Welcome to my world!  (I did send her to the clinic)

Student rushing out of the bathroom:  Teacher my panties are gone!!
Teacher:  What do you mean?
Student:  I just went potty and my panties aren’t there!
Teacher:  Did you put panties on this morning when you got dressed?
Student:  I don’t remember!!

Teacher sneezes loudly
Multiple students:  Bless you!!!
Teacher:  Thank you, I must be allergic to children
Students have a puzzled look, then giggle
Teacher sneezes weeks later
One student:  Are you still allergic to us?

Student:  Teacher your hair is getting white again but just on the top.
Teacher:  Thanks it’s hard for me to see the top of my head.

Student:  Teacher you see this part right here?  (pointing at his chest)
Teacher:  Yes, you mean your chest?
Student:  Yeah the chest, well yours looks like bacon.
Teacher:  Oh thanks for the complement.  Are you hungry?

Typing this just made me giggle!!
  Did you have any giggles this year?